BE SHARP IN YOUR VISION, BUT SOFT IN YOUR OPINION

PINK GLASSES ARE NEVER MADE WITH A DOUBLE FOCUS. NOBODY WANTS TO READ THE LITTLE CHARACTERS IN CONTRACTS IN THEIR DREAMS.

IF YOUR EYES LET YOU DOWN, GLASSES WILL USUALLY HELP.

SO MUCH EASIER WITH LENSES!

FASHION IS 2 TIMES LAUGHABLE: IN THE BEGINNING AND AT THE END

IN LOVE IT ISN'T IMPORTANT HOW MANY YOU LOOK IN EACHOTHERS EYES, BUT HOW MANY TIMES YOU LOOK IN THE SAME DIRECTION

WE ARE HOME... IN GLASSES AND LENSES!

A WOMAN CAN EMBARRASS YOU, WHEN YOU LOOK TOO MUCH. YOU'LL HURT HER WHEN YOU LOOK JUST A FEW TIMES.

USING ANOTHER ONE GLASSES IS STUPID!

GLASSES MAKE THE MAN

I GIVE YOU GLASSES FOR FAR? GLASSES FOR NEAR... AND ANOTHER ONE TO SEARCH YOUR OTHER TWO!

"... AND THAN SHE HAD THE GUTS TO TELL ME THAT I NEED NEW GLASSES!"

THE WORST BLIND IS HE WHO WON'T LISTEN

WE CAN GIVE YOU ALL TECHNICAL EXPLINATION

FRUSTRATION IS: TRY FIND YOUR GLASSES WITHOUT GLASSES

A PATIENT GETS HIS RESPECT HERE

"... NO, YOU CAN'T CONNECT MY PHOROPTER WITH YOUR PLAYSTATION!"

WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ARROW ON OUR ARCH

WE'RE LOOKINF FURTHER THAN OUR NOSE IS LONG

YOU WANT TO SEE SHARP YET?